Masturbating with a Banana
Lubrication = None needed
Difficulty Level = Advanced Ph.D. Required
This method requires a ripe banana and a knife. Many men believe the the moist texture of the inside of the banana peel makes an interesting natural lubricant. Other men claim that it feels similar to a vagina (or at least what they would like a vagina to feel like).
(1) Slice both ends of the banana off. Try to make sliced banana about one inch less than the erect length of the penis.
(2) Rather than peel the banana in a normal way, use the knife to make one incision as shown below. Remove insides of the banana carefully.
(3) Optional - Warm the banana peel in some hot water or a microwave oven. Warning - After heating the banana peel, be sure to check the temperature before applying it to the penis. Serious burns may occur with over-heated banana peels. Burns to the penis can be extremely painful and may require serious medical treatment at an emergency facility.
(4) Wrap the banana skin around the penis and masturbate in any comfortable way. Try to match the contour of the banana skin to the shape of the penis for best results.
Notes: There are many variations to this technique. For example, you can: try leaving one end on the banana peel intact; try cutting the banana peel longer or shorter than shown above; try just getting the penis moist with the inside of the banana peel and then masturbate by hand without the peel; try twisting the banana peel in a circular motion around the penis; try using the ejaculation from a previous masturbation session as a lubricant on the banana peel, etc.
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Masturbating with a Plantain is Better!
Editor's Note: - Plantains are similar to bananas, but they are more durable and have a thicker skin. However, they are not as popular as bananas and may not be available in all areas.
||One of my favorite ways to masturbate is with a Plantain. What I do is go to a grocery store and look over the plantain selection checking for one or two that are the length and diameter of my penis. If you buy one too small, you can have problems sliding your penis into it and even split the plantain. If you buy one too big -- well it doesn't feel right. After I buy them, I take them home and put them next to my penis to see which one will be the best to use. After I select the one I want to use, I cut off the ends and scoop out the meat. Then I run it under hot water to rinse it out and warm it up. I find this makes the inside warm and slippery. I place an end over my penis and watch as I slide it on and off my penis. Occasionally I'll run it through warm water to keep it warm and slippery - it makes my penis feel good. Sometimes I'll slide it all the way down close to my balls and rotate it back and forth to get an additional sensation. When I'm ready to cum I increase the speed of my stroking until I cum and then I'll slowly slide it off my penis. I found you can rinse off the plantain with warm water at least once after you use it and reuse it for another go.
----- Editor's Note: Special thanks to the viewer who donated the "Plantain Masturbation Project". This individual is also the same person featured in Spraying Ejaculation - Masturbation Video #14
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TITLE: Banana Peel
I saw a post about using a banana peel lately, and I just wanted to add my
opinion on this. This is a really intense method. I had always thought about
doing it, but I never tried since I was always worried about cleaning up
afterwards. But I finally did it, and I suggest that everyone interested
try it. It's surprisingly clean, and it feels excellent. A suggestion however.
It works well to use tape to keep the peel from breaking. When I first started
I had some difficulty keeping the peel together, but I taped it up and it
worked great. Or if you have a plastic bag and a rubber band you could just
use the inside of the banana.
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I have always loved bananas, but the last few months I have found an extra use for my favorite fruit. I always wanted to experience the feeling of having my cock sucked by a gorgeous girl but so far haven't been that lucky. So I decided to experiment. First of all I peel the banana and instead of eating it, I suck it, like I have seen on videos of girls doing it. When my cock is nice and hard after a little imagination I start rubbing my erection with the moist banana. I then rub the banana on my cock. I keep repeating this until the banana is almost falling apart and my cock is covered with saliva, banana and semen and the combination of semen and saliva and banana tastes great.It really does taste and feel unbelievable. I recommend this to everyone. Make sure the banana is firm to begin because it will be pretty messy when you finish. I wish I had a banana handy right now. I will just have to use my hand.
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