Couch Humping Masturbation
Lubrication = Required
DIFFICULTY = Advanced
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|This method is an advanced masturbation technique because it requires some preparation and practice before it can be perfected.
(1) Find a plastic bag, sandwich bag, or plastic wrap.
(2) Inset the bag between the couch cushions, making sure enough plastic is exposed to allow for pressure once penis is inserted.
(3) Form the bag into what would resemble a hole for the penis to be
(4) Apply a generous amount of lubrication on the penis.
(5) Also apply lubrication to the inside of the bag. Be careful not to get any lube on your couch material.
You may need to experiment with different types of bags before you find one that is comfortable.
|After preparing the sofa with a plastic bag liner:
(6) Insert the erect penis into the opening of the bag.
(7) Thrust your hips and body in and out of the sofa. Thrust the shaft of
the penis in as far as it will go and then back out.
(8) Use your hands to push down on the sofa cushions to increase the
pressure on the bag to make the hole tighter (if desired).
Tip: While your hands are on the sofa
cushions, you may wish to also hold the top of the bag in place with your hands (not shown in in our pictures). This will prevent the bag from going all the way into the cushions.
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Alternative Masturbation Technique #27 Suggestions:
January 8, 2012
Get a Fleshlight and Use it in the Couch
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One reader suggests trying different positions on the couch. He also says inserting the knees into the crease of the couch is better than kneeling on the floor.
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Try it upside down! It creates an "awesome head-rush" when he ejaculates.
April 6, 2011
Fifi Rag Advanced - This Takes Practice and Prep Work
This takes time to set up, but is worth it in the end. You need:
(A) A washcloth
(B) A rubber glove non-latex and non-powdered, and
(C) Two rubber bands.
(1) Place the glove on the open rag leaving the wrist area hanging off the rag. I like to insert something into it like a small flashlight or screwdriver handle to leave some space inside the glove.
(2) Roll the rag up like a burrito leaving the object inside. Be careful not to chose an object too big as you want the hole to be as small as possible to be as tight as possible on your penis.
After the roll is done, fold the part of the glove you left off over the edge of the rag and place a rubberband over it to secure it in place.(the band also helps to add pressure inside for the masturbation session)
Place the other rubberband on the opposite end to keep the rag from unrolling itself. Your almost done...
Now remove the object from the glove and stretch it a little so the band becomes tight. This takes some practice to get the right fit.
Now add a fair amount of lube, I like to use baby oil.
Insert your penis, and with your hand stroke the rag over the penis to lube everything properly.
Once you no longer feel any dryness in the glove insert the rag (with penis) between the couch cushions or (My favorite) between two mattresses and have fun.
The orgasm is one that can't be compared to anything your hand can do. It's very much like sex as you are unable to move much during or after orgasm because your penis has become so sensitive. Try seeing how long you can continue to thrust at orgasm before the sensation is too much.
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